The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, November 18

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good morning - It’s been too many days without Tottenham Hotspur football.

Your hoddler-in-chief is spending the day scraping the bottom of the barrel to deliver the commentariat the content it deserves.

Today’s hoddle actually was inspired by a commenter, who posited during a recent Tottenham Hotspur Player Rankings that there is no such thing as a bad red panda.

We won’t revisit the player rankings (who needs to be reminded of that?) but we will revisit the red panda. Because, truth is, there is no such thing as a bad red panda.

Red pandas are great.

Take a look at these ones:

Look at them! So adorable. Especially the one on the arm swings.

Those red pandas are all a 10/10.

Here’s another couple of red pandas:

That precious video is of a mama red panda with her new red panda cub at the San Diego Zoo.

Freaking adorable.

Mondays are tough. Mondays without a Tottenham win are tougher. Least we got the red pandas.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Pandas Unite / Nobody Like You (Reprise), by Ludwig Goransson

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold on Ange Postecoglou’s January decisions

Dan KP: Harry Kane sends timely reminder to incoming England manager Thomas Tuchel

Joe Rodon to win his 50th cap for Wales