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On the podcast today; Spurs have possibly the best 45 minutes of any side in the opening weekend of the Premier League and yet, in true Tottenham style, contrived to draw 1-1 thanks in no small part to the unfit, energy drink-swigging veteran Jamie Vardy.
Elsewhere, some surprising results to start the Serie A season, it’s too early to draw any proper conclusions but might Juventus be fun to watch, while Antonio Conte has gone full Antonio Conte already.
Plus: a Bundesliga preview, Barry’s boulangerie opens once again and José Mourinho complains about the footballing dark arts (no, really).
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