Tottenham's relegation from the Premier League is 'written in the stars' as their starting XI "psychologically dissolves" due to their zodiac chemistry, an expert astrologer has warned
Tottenham Hotspur’s relegation from the Premier League is written in the stars, according to an expert astrologer.
Spurs have just four games to save themselves from humiliation and remain in the top-flight. Roberto De Zerbi’s team are currently two points adrift of London rivals West Ham, after the Hammers’ last-gasp win over Everton meant Tottenham’s first win of 2026 against rock-bottom Wolves failed to drag them out of the bottom three.
And what had been an amusing joke among rival fans throughout the second half of the season is now becoming a real possibility, with Spurs’ broken squad having to conjure up the fight that has been missing for 18 months in all respects if they are to avoid the drop.
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Through Live Football Tickets, professional astrologer Antonella took a deep dive into the Tottenham squad’s dynamics and whether the answer to their problems lay in the stars. And it’s not good reading for Spurs fans.
She revealed: “You have a squad dominated by Earth (5 Virgo, 6 Taurus) and Mutable signs (Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces = 15 players). This is the signature of a group that is mentally busy but energetically inconsistent.
“Earth signs want control and certainty; Mutable signs adapt, doubt, and shift. Put together, this creates a dressing room where players constantly re-evaluate rather than assert. Add Pisces (5) into the mix and you introduce emotional diffusion, mood swings, and a loss of sharp competitive edge when things go wrong.
“This is not the zodiac chemistry of a relentless, identity-driven side; it’s the profile of a team that can play beautifully when conditions are right but psychologically dissolves when momentum turns.
“You also have too many internal leaders and not enough natural followers. Taurus, Leo, Aries, Sagittarius, and Aquarius all carry strong individual agendas (17 players). These signs don’t like being controlled; they believe in their own reading of the game.
“Virgo questions decisions, Sagittarius ignores structure, Taurus resists change, Aquarius resists authority, Aries acts impulsively. That creates subtle fragmentation rather than unity. What’s missing is Capricorn (only 1) and Scorpio intensity, signs that bring discipline, hierarchy, and survival instinct.
“Astrologically, this squad has talent and intelligence, but far too many voices and not enough collective will, which is why form collapses under pressure and leadership on the pitch feels blurred rather than commanding.”
After looking through the team and their star signs, Antonella concluded: “If we isolate the likely XI of Tottenham Hotspur, the pattern becomes even clearer, and more problematic.
“This team is dominated by Virgo (3), Taurus (2), and Aquarius (2), supported by Pisces, Cancer, Aries, Leo. That is Earth + Air + Water, with only one true Fire driver (Aries).
“In astrology, this is the signature of a side that is intelligent, positional, and thoughtful, but not instinctively aggressive. Virgo (Danso, Porro, Bissouma) brings analysis, caution, and overthinking under pressure.
“Taurus (Richarlison, Tel) adds strength but also rigidity and emotional stubbornness. Aquarius (Gallagher, Bergvall) plays by system and idea, not emotion.
"Pisces in goal (Kinský) and Cancer in midfield (Bentancur) make the emotional tone of the spine very mood-sensitive. When confidence is high, this flows; when confidence drops, performance dissolves quickly.
“Leadership and impulse are also mismatched. Aries (van de Ven) and Leo (Spence) want direct action and authority, but they are surrounded by signs that question, feel, or intellectualise before acting. This creates a dynamic where the few who want to drive the game are buffered by teammates who want to process the game.
“Astrologically, this XI has technical quality and awareness, but lacks a unified competitive instinct. It’s a line-up built to play well when settled, not to fight well when the match turns chaotic, which is exactly the profile of a team that can look composed for long spells yet struggle badly when momentum, pressure, or emotion swings against them.”