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We’re in the international break now (boo!), which means there’s little football to watch. Of course, there is League One and League Two football (but we’ll get to that tomorrow).

Instead let’s take a look across some of the other leagues in Europe.

La Liga:

Spoiler alert: Barcelona and Real Madrid occupy the top two spots in the league, respectively. BORING! Less boring? Osasuna making a top-four run. Know nothing about them, though, so I can’t offer any analysis. Mauricio Pochettino’s boyhood club Espanyol is at risk of getting relegated.

Serie A:

Speaking of former Tottenham managers, Antonio Conte’s Napoli is currently top of the table in Serie A. But if you’re looking to see who the goals leader is, that would be Mateo Retegui at Atalanta.

Ligue 1:

Not much to say here. PSG are first.

Bundesliga:

Leverkusen’s undefeated days are gone. Last year’s champs currently sit fourth in the table. Bayern Munich unsurprisingly are first, with an 8-2-0 record and Harry Kane as the league’s top scorer so far with 11 goals. Eric Dier was on the bench in the most recent 1-0 win against St Pauli. Also I nearly forgot Michael Olise is there now.

Eredevisie:

I guess any season in which Ajax aren’t on top is a bad season for Ajax. So consier this a bad season for Ajax, seven points back of PSV. I haven’t seen Utrecht near the top of the table in a while, so that’s kinda neat.

Turkish Super League:

In another league with former Spurs players, Galatasaray are on top. And you might have seen this strange clip of some super dribbling (and a bicycle kick) from Davinson Sanchez lately.

Pretty happy for him. And how could we neglect Jose Mourinho, whose Fenerbahce are currently five points adrift of Big Dav’s club?

Belgian Pro League:

I hate Genk. They and West Brom produced two of my least favourite Spurs matches I ever attended. The one with Genk, of course, was the 2017 Europa League aggregate defeat at Wembley Stadium when Dele was given a straight red card. I’d much rather Vincent Janssen’s Antwerp win the title.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Bad Self Portraits, by Lake Street Dive

And now for your links:

Harry Kane disappointed after nine withdrawals from Nations League squad

Dan KP: Lee Carsley responds after Kane criticies Nations League dropouts

Enjoy watching Rodrigo Bentancur play for Tottenham Hotspur while you can, because it sounds like he’ll be sidelined for a while. According to multiple reports including Sami Mokbel at the Daily Mail, the FA is close to issuing a lengthy match ban on Bentancur for racist comments he made this summer about South Koreans and Son Heung-Min in a social media video. The length of the ban has not yet been released, but unconfirmed sources has suggested it could be as long as seven matches.

Spurs have been bracing for this ruling for a while and we’ve written extensively about it since it happened this summer. As a quick summary, Bentancur was filmed on an Uruguayan television show making disparaging jokes about his teammate, Tottenham club captain Son, and how all South Koreans “look the same.” The FA charged Bentancur with “aggravated breach” of the federations’ rules back in September, and we’ve been waiting for the FA to make their decision for the past two months. Now it sounds like they have.

A seven match ban would be lengthy, but notably less than the maximum sentence of 12 matches that was being tossed around a couple of months ago. In that sense, Tottenham and Bentancur might be getting off a touch easy.

It should be noted that Bentancur tearfully apologized to Son in the midst of all this for what he said, and Sonny gracefully accepted his apology and forgave his teammate. As far as the club is concerned, it’s a done deal and water under the bridge. The FA process is separate from any (unstated) club sanctions to come from this incident.

It’s hard to get too upset about Bentancur picking up a ban for what happened. Actions have consequences, and although he and Son have patched things up it was still a stupid, racist thing to say on camera, and I don’t really have an issue with the FA’s decisionmaking. You can (and many will) quibble with a hypothetical seven match ban for racist comments, especially when compared to other punishments given (or not given) to other players for similar incidents, but I’m honestly still upset at Lolo that he put himself and the club in this position. It was dumb then, it’s dumb now, and it’s not like we didn’t see any of this coming.

Good morning, my well-read commentariat.

Today we’re revisiting what I think is one of the commentariat’s most-loved hoddles: What are you reading right now?

I’ve found many users on this site to enjoy reading, and there is a wide varray of tastes among you.

The last time I checked in with this hoddle I was roughly 370 pages into Richard Zenith’s biography of Fernando Pesso called Pessoa: A Biography.

I haven’t come across many biographies that are as well researched as this, which goes into a detailed biography of Portugal’s greatest writer who bore three of Portugal’s other greatest literary minds (Alberto Caeiro, Alvaro de Campos and Ricardo Reis).

Finally, finally I reached the point in this book where the heteronyms were revealed, as Pessoa described it in his “Triumphal Day”.

It’s a truly sublime book, one that now wrestles with Pessoa’s complicated stances on the Great War and racism. Of course, Pessoa being Pessoa, his views for the most part are wildly inconsistent.

There are still plenty of pages left (400), but I am looking forward to discovering more about this labrynthine writer who left indelible marks on poetry, prose, politics, astrology and so much more.

Fitzie’s track of the day: More of the Same, by Caroline Rose

And now for your links:

You want a loanee roundup? You got it, from Alasdair Gold

The Athletic ($$) asks why the Premier League’s elites’ levels have dropped

Gary Lineker to stop hosting Match of the Day

Good morning, Tottenham Hotspur fans and blog readers. Look, straight talk — I don’t want to do this article. You probably don’t want to read it. We just started another interminable two week international break, the world is on fire, there are multiple EVENTS happening across the planet, and everything seems grim. I’ve been putting this off — and why not? My favorite sports club just lost at home to the worst team in the league, I have cancer, and my surgical scar hurts.

So we’re doing cute animals with minimal player performance summaries. Don’t read this article, put your usual #jokes in the comments, and let’s just forget this ever happened, ok? Here are your Tottenham Hotspur player ratings to the theme of photos of cute animals.

Yeah, there are no Tottenham Hotspur players in this category.

No Tottenham players in this category either.

Guglielmo Vicario (Community — 2.5): I mean, he let in two goals but it’s not like he could’ve done much to prevent them.

Rodrigo Bentancur (Community — 3.0): Probably the wrong choice for the midfield in this match but he did play decent well for much of it. And scored on an offensive set piece, so that’s something.

Pape Sarr (Community — 2.5): Hard to fault him too much for this match. Looked like one of the few players whose engine wasn’t running on fumes.

Dominic Solanke (Community — 3.0): He did have the ball in the net, but only by kicking it off of his own arm. Probably should’ve had at least one other goal but was strangely wasteful with his shooting. One of Tottenham’s better performers, which isn’t saying much.

Timo Werner (Community — 2.5): Timo’s speed and directness were exactly what Spurs needed to get back into this match, and I thought he provided both, though the rest of the squad didn’t help matters much. Timo’d a decent shot attempt 10’ over the bar, which, lol.

Pedro Porro (Community — 2.0): Not a great match, but the dude has played just about every minute of every match for the past three weeks. And he put in that one corner.

Cuti Romero (Community — 2.0): More worried about this guy right now. What’s going on with him?

Destiny Udogie (Community — 2.5): Looks exhausted, and why wouldn’t he be?

Dejan Kulusevski (Community — 2.5): We know that Deki struggles against teams that put lots of men behind the ball. Probably should’ve been pulled earlier for Maddison.

Son Heung-Min (Community — 2.5): Bless him, he tried. Bless him, he largely failed.

Radu Dragusin (Community — 1.5): Awful on the ball, lax off the ball. I think he’s a good defender. I don’t think he’s a good defender for Ange.

Brennan Johnson (Community — 2.0): Terrible match on both sides of the ball, but perhaps to be expected when Ipswich found a way to neutralize his One Weird Trick.

Ange Postecoglou (Community — 1.5): I am coming around to the idea that Ange is an incredible manager, capable of maximizing underwhelming ability and getting teams to play his football above their talent level, and also has some really annoying habits like substitutions and in-game management. We should keep him and trust him for the next two years though because a) when it works it REALLY works and b) sacking managers after 18 months and starting over projects has ALWAYS worked well every time we’ve tried it over the past 20 years, right?

No Tottenham Hotspur players were as bad as The Original Piggy Poop Balls.

Tom Carroll Memorial Non-Rating

good morning !

The Cure are BACK with a new album: Songs of a Lost World.

This is one I’ve been waiting for (and I’m sure many other Cure fans have been waiting for this too). The album does not dissapoint.

In fact, I’d say it’s perhaps my favourite album released this year. Released 16 years after their previous album, The Cure’s latest returns to the goth-rock that they pioneered decades ago.

Even a look at the album artwork - an off-white asteroid suspended alone against a dark black backdrop - previews some of the core themes from the album. Much of it feels isolated and far away from this earth. You’ll find no ready-made hits for mainstream radio here, so don’t expect anything like a Friday I’m in Love or Lovesong.

The band instead builds out a landscape, one that seems to explore an infinitely expanding space.

One of my favourites from this record is I Can Never Say Goodbye, a song that appears to be Robert Smith’s acceptance of his brother’s death.

Something wicked this way comes

From out the cruel and treacherous night

Something wicked this way comes

To steal away my brother’s life

Something wicked this way comes

I can never say goodbye

And so continues this theme of foreboding dread.

Perhaps the closest we get to a true “pop song” (which I use very loosely here) is A Fragile Thing, which recalls some loss of love.

“And there’s nothing you can do to change it back, “ she said

”Nothing you can do but sing, this love is a fragile thing

Nothing you can do now but pretend again”

Concluding the album is a terrific 10-minute song, Endsong. There reportedly was supposed to be another song to close the album, but I feel this is a fitting bookend and one that captures another theme: the emptiness in the vast expanse of space.

All that’s left as the 10-minute song winds down, we’re asked what is left at the end. Smith answers:

Nothing

Nothing

Nothing

Fitzie’s track of the day: I Can Never Say Goodbye, by The Cure

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold: Why Daniel Levy ‘shouldn’t want his Tottenham back’

Jay Harris ($): Ange Postecoglou must find solution to Spurs’ inconsistency

Matt Law says Levy ‘does not care about winning’

Dan KP: Postecoglou’s biggest problems at Spurs

good morning everyone! your hoddler-in-chief is BACK! a huge thanks to mattyflatt for charting the seas in your commentariat captain’s absence.

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I’m not gonna lie gang. I’m pretty tired tonight. It’s been a hell of a week, and I only just returned from Colorado tonight.

Apparently Tottenham lost to Galtasaray and Ipswich Town whilst I was away (wtf was that about?).

Can’t say I’m surprised. Seriously, when was the last time you felt pretty good during and international break?

For all you upset about Sunday’s result, just imagine how I feel. I have to figure out 10 days’ worth of content with no footie! Egad!

As dissapointed as I am about Tottenham’s loss, at least St John’s defeated Quinnipiac on Saturday by a healthy margin. And let’s not forget about the hot start to the season that the Phoenix Suns have made!

(But let’s DO forget the San Jose Sharks’ season.)

All this is to say, your hoddler-in-chief is in need of a reboot. Following Sunday’s loss, I reckon you folks are too. So here is your reboot hoddle. Use it wisely.

This reminds me, I need to update the TOTD playlist.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Over the Hills and Far Away, by Led Zeppelin

And now for your links:

Jay Harris ($): Tottenham inconsistency and slow starts a big problem

Dan KP: Big Ange and Spurs face serious questions after loss to Ipswich Town

Honestly, there’s not much to say here. Tottenham Hotspur hosted newly-promoted Ipswich Town, statistically and points-wise the worst team in the Premier League, and laid an egg in front of their home fans at the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. Spurs gave up two first half goals and while they earned one back thanks to a Rodrigo Bentancur header off of a corner, looked lackadaisical and off-color, barely able to string two passes together and rarely threatening the Tractor Boys’ goal en route to a dispiriting 1-2 loss.

I don’t know, y’all, but it’s another vibe-sucking failure ahead of an international break that will do nothing but let us stew for two weeks waiting for more football. Spurs are now in 10th place in the table. And the next match? At Manchester City.

Pretty grim. It’s time to rate the players.

Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.

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Tottenham Hotspur 1-2 Ipswich Town: Spurs ploughed by Tractor Boys

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a North London club heading into an international break must first lose at home to a winless club. For the second time this season, Tottenham Hotspur fell to a Premier League club without a victory, this time inexplicably going down 2-0 in the first half to newly promoted Ipswich Town. Spurs clawed back one goal off of a corner kick thanks to a Rodrigo Bentancur header, but overall they looked listless and off the boil. Despite a late push, Spurs couldn’t find a way back into the match and fell with a final score of 1-2. Sammie Szmodics and Liam Delap scored the goals by the visitors as Tottenham missed an opportunity to move into fifth.

Pretty garbage match, fam. Here are my notes.

Match Reactions:

Final xG was 1.12 - 1.59. That is just awful against what is demonstrably the worst team in the Premier League.

I’m at a bit of a loss as to what to put here. The overall performance was putrid, Ange Postecoglou again waited too long to make impact substitutions, and Spurs once again handed a Premier League bottom-tier club their first win of the season. It sucks and I’m quite upset about this.

Not really a match observation, but Ipswich’s pink away kits rule. I want a pink Tottenham third kit and would instantly buy it if we ever got one. Pink kits = awesome.

Ipswich set up to defend and counter, and it was mostly effective in the first half. Spurs had lots of the ball but found it tough to pick that big pink lock in front of goal. Made me wonder if Maddison might have been a better choice than Kulusevski in midfield for this match, although Maddison showed very little in the brief cameo appearance he made at the end of the match.

Dom Solanke’s work in the press is just so imPRESSive. See what I did there? I tell #jokes.

Ipswich’s first half goals were super annoying in that both came against the run of play. Brennan Johnson and Pedro Porro were both just watching the action and not closing players down in the first one, and the second was both poor defending and just dumb fucking luck. I hate it.

Spurs are a second half team and started off brightly, but waving off Solanke’s early goal was the right call. It’s unfortunate, but his arm was outstretched and the ball definitely changes direction on its way into the goal.

Tottenham were god-awful on offensive corner kicks in this match... until they weren’t. That headed goal by Bentancur was sneaky tough, but he made it look easy. That said, the rest of them were garbage.

Very, very unimpressed with the play of Radu Dragusin and Brennan Johnson today. Radu looked like a defensive sieve and was constantly making poor passes out of the back, while Johnson looked (again) very one-dimensional going forward.

I’m once again angry with Ange Postecoglou’s subs — not making some changes with enough time to make a difference in the match when Spurs are chasing the game is inexcusable. Sometimes he does well and other times he just seems obstinate in this regard and I cant figure it out.

Timo Werner was a revelation as a second half sub — his directness exploited the space that Ipswich were leaving behind the line and he had some excellent deliveries from the flank. Sure he Timo’d his one decent shot opportunity ten feet over the bar, but whatever offense Spurs generated in the second half went through him.

Apropos of nothing, Ipswich’s squad had both Jack Clarke and Massimo Luongo in it, both former Tottenham academy players. Luongo also has some history with Ange, being part of his Australia squad that won the Asia Cup. This isn’t significant, just mildly interesting.

Awesome, another two weeks for us to stew on a bad loss, I’m sure this won’t be emotionally damaging at all, wheeeeeeeee.

Stop me if you’ve heard this before: Tottenham Hotspur have a match against a winless side they are expected to win, right before an international break.

That’s the background for this weekend’s match against Ipswich Town. The Tractor Boys, under the tutelage of former Spurs academy coach Kieran McKenna, are well ensconced in the relegation zone, picking up five points from their fixtures thus far.

The difference in this match vs. some of the shock defeats Spurs have seen this season? This match is at home. Tottenham Hotspur Stadium is starting to become something of a fortress for the Lilywhites this season, and though the squad from which Ange Postecoglou will pick his XI is starting to struggle for fit players, the expectation is that Spurs will get this done and stave off another visit from Dr. Tottenham. Hopefully.

COYS!

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Tottenham Hotspur vs. Ipswich Town

Tottenham Hotspur Stadium, London, UK

Sunday, November 10, 2024

Time: 9:00 a.m. ET, 2:00 p.m. UK

TV: USA Network, not televised in the UK. Check international listings at livesoccertv.com

Streaming: nbcsports.com

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Have fun, and COYS!

Good day, Tottenham fans! The good news is that Tottenham Hotspur Women play football today and they’re on national television in the United States! The bad news is that they’re playing a WSL match at undefeated and league leading Manchester City at the Etihad Stadium.

It’s a tall order. City could potentially do something this season that nobody has done for the past five years — actually beat Chelsea to a league title. They’re that good. Spurs, by contrast, have had a bit of a rocky start. After an opening week win over Crystal Palace, Spurs dropped three out of their next four league matches before getting off the schnide against West Ham last weekend and are currently in seventh place with 7 points from 6 matches.

But City are an entirely different beast, and it will be a huge challenge to get a result. Spurs are also a bit banged up at the moment (sounds familiar) — Kit Graham is out with a long-term knee injury, while new signing and former Real Madrid midfielder Maite Oroz is still injured as well. But Spurs do welcome back Haley Raso and Amy James-Turner, so Spurs will have a couple of important pieces available to them that they haven’t had for a while.

The good news for American viewers — the match is on TV! It will be televised on ESPN2 in the United States, and Sky Sports in the UK.

It’ll be a really tough matchup, but we’ve seen Spurs do amazing things. Maybe they will today! COYS!

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