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The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 21

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good morning!

One thing I missed most since moving from Arlington to Washington DC was Pupatella Pizza.

During my marathon training I would grab a pizza (and maybe a salad and dessert) from them every Sunday night. I mean, I had to make up for all those calories. Cheat days and all that.

The pizza scene isn’t great where I am. There are maybe two near me but:

They charge way too much money

The pizza doesn’t taste very good.

One day, when taking the bus to work, I saw there was a Pupatella “Coming soon” to Capitol Hill. Huzzzah! I thought.

That was months ago. For a while I abandoned the idea of their wonderful pizze coming back to me.

That is, until this week, when they finally opened. Huzzah! I thought.

Pupatella has what’s called a “Verace Pizza Association certification”, which means they have what is considered to be true Neopolitan pizza.

Certainly that has to be because of their huge stone oven, which gives their pizza a beautiful crust. And all their ingrediants are super fresh.

It’s too bad I’m in Colorado today, else I’d have visited their DC location already. Guess I can wait until Sunday.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Scared To Start, by Michael Macargi

And now for your links:

WSJ: Italian football launches it latest renaissance

The Washington Post on where to get the best pizza in DC

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Thursday, June 20

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good morning!

I write you today’s hoddle about 45 minutes before I have to head to the aiport, because I didn’t plan ahead.

Why am I heading to the airport? Well, I’ll be heading to Colorado to catch The Rolling Stones live in concert.

I’ve never seen the Stones live. It’s one of those “bucket list” things for me (even though I’m hopefully at least four or five decades away from kicking the bucket). I was supposed to see them back in 2020 but, well you know.

I love the Stones. I grew up listening to them. And it wasn’t until going through the bulk of their discography again that I realized just how many hits they have.

Even before going into the 1970s I think they had Get Off My Cloud, Paint It Back, Satisfaction, Let’s Spend the Night Together, Under My Thumb, 19th Nervous Breakdown and more. That’s enough for almost any other band to tour on for the rest of their lives.

But the Rolling Stones continued with albums like Let It Bleed, Some Girls, Beggars Banquet, Goats Head Soup and, many years later, Hackney Diamonds.

So yeah, I’m pretty stoked for this concert. And, of course, I’ll provide a concert review next week. Until then, enjoy your Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays and Sundays.

(And please enjoy these not very timely links)

Fitzie’s track of the day: Doncha Bother Me, by The Rolling Stones

And now for your links:

ESPN plays a fun game of overreacting to the first round of the Euros

Why Cristiano Ronaldo remains Portugal’s star draw

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Wednesday, June 19

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good morning!

We have a short hoddle today. One that is provided without links. You are the links, my friends.

Tottenham released their schedule yesterday. Up first is Leicester City, the club of Harry Winks.

It’s the biggest game of the year.

Love ya Winksy.

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Okay, that initial take was a little bit too short. Fitzie was pretty tired when he wrote it last night.

But the spirit is the same today!

We football fans love to look at the schedule whenever it’s released. One thing I don’t get is a “good” versus “bad” schedule. I mean, we always play every team twice. But that’s beside the point.

The first thing I looked for was when Tottenham were playing Leiecester, because that is Harry Winks’s club.

And we here at Hoddle Headquarters love us some Harry Winks, so it was with great joy that we saw Tottenham play Harry Winks FC on the first matchday of the season.

More important than that is January 25, the reverse fixture where Winks makes his return to Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. It’s still a long ways away, but I hope he gets a great reception.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Mustang, by Kings of Leon

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold on Tottenham’s ‘fixture chaos’

Report: Steve Cooper leading candidate for Leiecester head coach gig

Tottenham Hotspur’s 24/25 Premier League fixtures are confirmed

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Next season’s Premier League fixtures have been confirmed. Thousands and thousands of hours of football, each more climactic than the last! Constant, dizzying, twenty-four-hour, yearlong, endless football! And here, we have Tottenham Hotspur’s fixture list... and it’s a pretty good one:

Spurs start the season away at Leicester on August 19, which is a little bit of a late start compared to the usual early-mid August kick-off; and they finish at Tottenham Hotspur Stadium against Brighton & Hove Albion. Interestingly, that is the first time The Lilywhites have ended their season at home since the last season at White Hart Lane. It’s been a minute!

Honestly, outside of a slightly tough start to the season, it’s a pretty decent schedule for Spurs. There’s an early North London Derby at home; a congested December, as usual; and some potential sucker punch matches late on. All the big, challenging matches, though, are reasonably well spaced out, without a gauntlet of fixtures like we saw towards the end of 23/24.

Of course, Spurs will have Europa League and other cup competitions to contend with as well, so matches will pile up quickly, but for now all we can do is wait in expectation for an exciting (read: likely devastating) new season supporting this damn beautiful and bewildering football club.

Watch the football! Watch it! Watch it! It’s gonna move... Watch the football! It’s football!

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, June 18

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good morning! Welcome to Day 2 of Micky World, where we at Hoddle Headquarters celebrate our hoddle hero, Micky van de Ven. Just look at those smouldering eyes.

We are all winners today.

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I wasn’t planning on going to the record store on Friday, especially Byrdland. I had vowed to not step foot in there again, because it isn’t a good store at all.

But it was, what, 7pm on a Friday and I had nothing going on. So I figured, what the hell.

I have long claimed Waterloo Sunset by The Kinks to be either my favourite or near-favourite song ever. It’s a gorgeous pop song written by Ray Davies during a period when he was feeling a little agoraphobic or depressed (at least that is how I interpreted the version when I saw the West End musical Sunny Afternoon back in 2016).

For years I searched and avoided buying this record. I wanted the perfect one. A first or second pressing of this. There were a couple times when I saw a version that initially hung in a record shop (you could tell by the hole in the upper-left corner), but I always avoided it.

But tonight I figured my mood kinda fits this record. So I bought it with the intention I’ll buy a better one down the road.

It’s been a long time since I’ve listened to this album front to back. But man, what a record. From the rioutous opener of David Watts to Dave Davies’ contributions with Death of a Clown and Love Me Till The Sun Shines, this record is perfect.

It’s downright Kinky.

Few lyricists wrote with such sharpness as Ray Davies did, and none captured Great Britannica like he did.

I adore this record. I adore The Kinks. For years I avoided buying their records because I streamed them far too much when I was in college. Streaming is so lame, man.

Fitzie’s track of the day, part one: Harry Rag, by The Kinks

I can’t finish this without speaking of Waterloo Sunset, whose lyrics once hung on my wall when I lived in Jamaica, New York.

Call it the introvert’s manifesto if you want, I don’t care.

What a gorgeous song. Perhaps less of a song, more of a storyboard.

Different characters bobbing and weaving through some dramatic canvas. A Jimmy Stewart examining the other side of Thames with his binoculars. Two lovers floating through the respectable men in Waterloo Station. The London Eye and aquarium muddled in the foreground.

A few days before I moved back from the UK to the US (what is now almost seven years ago), I took this picture before meeting my family at the Imperial War Museum.

I didn’t want to leave the UK. I fought. I lost. And even though I knew I would lose, I resisted.

This picture is one of the very last I took when I lived in London. I snapped it mournfully, wantingly. That green light of mine, crashing down into the Thames before my own eyes.

When I hear this song, I like to think I’m back there, seeing the sun set past Vauxhall, Waterloo and Southwark stations. Imagining the busy bodies shuffle onto the Southwest trains, back to their trivia nights at the pub in London surburbia.

For a moment, it brings me comfort.

And then I realise I’m not there anymore.

As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise ...

Fitzie’s track of the day, part two: Waterloo Sunset, by The Kinks

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold on how Radu Dragusin performed during Romania’s win versus Ukraine

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, June 17

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good morning!

And welcome to the Hoddle of Coffee, otherwise known as the place where Micky van de Ven is treasured.

VDV’s Netherlands got off to a solid start in the Euros, with a 2-1 win against Poland.

But he isn’t the big story. That belongs to Christian Eriksen. Four years after his horrific accident, our beautiful Dane got his country off the mark against Slovenia with a slick move inside Slovenia’s penalty area.

It’s really the Christian Eriksen we all loved to see. The maestro of the midfield. A magician with vision. A player who can’t seem to beat the first man on corners.

He could’ve had three goal contributions had things gone another way. But in the end, Denmark ended drawing 1-1 against Slovenia.

Who cares about the result? Eriksen is back in the Euros.

Fitzie’s track of the day: My Foolish Heart, by Bill Evans

And now for your links:

The Athletic ($$) dives into Tottenham’s new recuitment setup

Alasdair Gold on Ange’s defensive options

Romano: Genoa submit formal bid for Djed Spence

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Buckle up Carty Freebirds, because the summer 2024 transfer window is officially open! And to celebrate, I have a rumor of a genuine transfer bid for a Tottenham Hotspur player to pass along. According to Fabrizio Romano, Serie A side Genoa has submitted a formal bid to purchase right back Djed Spence.

Now, as far as transfer rumors go that’s pretty light on detail. We know that Spence, whom former Spurs manager Antonio Conte called a “club signing” and who never really fit in at Spurs, spent the second half of the season on loan at Genoa amidst his marginalization from the first team squad and allegations of a poor attitude. We also know that Spence played pretty well in Italy as a defensive fullback, to the extent that for a while now Genoa has been making noises about trying to sign him permanently.

What we don’t know is much else beyond what’s in Romano’s tweet. How big is that bid? No idea. Are Spurs amenable to selling? Probably! Will it take more negotiations before we get a final decision? Possibly.

One of the biggest problems Spurs have had in past transfer windows has been regarding selling players, and a lot of the blame for that comes down to continental football clubs reeling financially due to the COVID-19 pandemic. Things have settled down quite a bit in subsequent years, but Premier League clubs are still, generally speaking, a lot richer than their European counterparts. That likely means that whatever Genoa is bidding is probably less than what Spurs want or they might get from an English club. That said, I suspect if they get anything close to a good bid from a club that actually wants Djed Spence, they’ll probably take it or something close to it.

It’s hard to beat a transfer bid on the first day of the window. Let’s hope this is just the tip of the iceberg.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Friday, June 14

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good morning !

After several days of voting, I am happy to announce we have a new hoddle hero.

Welcome Micky van de Ven! The towering centreback who was my favourite player to watch this past season.

I said this when we signed him: Micky van de Ven looks more of a man than I do. Hard to believe he’s only 23 years old. An absolute unit.

Here are the full results from Monday’s poll:

Micky van de Ven - 25%

Guglielmo Vicario - 17%

Bacon sandwich - 13%

Richarlison - 12%

Daniel Levy (the actor) - 9%

Chirpy - 7%

Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg - 6%

Beth England - 5%

Ash Neville - 3%

Daniel Levy (the chairman) - 3%

It wasn’t very close. VDV had almost 40 more votes than Vicario. And 494 people voted in the poll! Greetings, lurkers.

Now that Micky van de Ven is the hoddle hero, we must remember it isn’t permanent. He will be the hoddle hero until one of the following happens:

Tottenham sign a first-team player

VDV departs Tottenham

The transfer window closes

We know VDV isn’t going anywhere, and it’s highly unlikely Spurs go this window without any additions.

That just leaves option number one. But how long will we wait? Who cares!

Congratulations everyone. From Monday through Friday, we’ll all be waking up to Micky van de Ven’s devastating cheekbones.

Fitzie’s track of the day: Here Comes Your Man, by The Pixies

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold writes out Ange Postecoglou’s to-do list this summer

The Athletic ($$): How pop music took over football stadiums

DONE DEAL: Tanguy Ndombele leaves Tottenham after mutual termination of his contract

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No need to belabor this — Tottenham Hotspur announced today that they have formally parted ways with Tanguy Ndombele after coming to an agreement with the player to mutually terminate his contract. Ndombele will leave Spurs as a free agent at the end of June when his current loan at Galatasaray formally expires.

Tanguy still had one year left to go on his initial contract when he initially signed from Lyon back in 2019 and holy crap does that ever feel like a lifetime ago. He now has freedom to determine his next move, and where he will play his football next. Where that will take place is anyone’s guess, but it feels like a return to France might be a possibility. But who knows.

I know we’ve said everything that needs to be said about Tanguy and his disastrous tenure at Spurs, but ultimately it just makes me sad. He was one of the most exciting footballers I’d ever seen before coming to Spurs, and while he’s certainly culpable for his own performance and behavior while at Tottenham Hotspur, it also feels like the club did not serve him well either. There’s plenty of blame to share as to why he didn’t even come close to fulfilling his promise at Tottenham Hotspur.

But this is the right move for everyone. Spurs get out from underneath the millstone that was his prohibitively expensive wages, and Tanguy gets to make a clean break and a fresh start somewhere new, assuming that’s what he wants. I have no idea what Tanguy actually wants. Hopefully he does.

The Domino Effect: Three potential impacts to Spurs’ transfer business

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Transfer windows are a tale of moving parts. Opportunity and necessity are often at odds, financial regulations can restrict, and a single enticing offer can change the course of business for multiple clubs. With that said, well-run clubs always have contingency plans, alternative approaches, and backup targets. Over the last season or so, Tottenham Hotspur have begun to position themselves as one of those clubs.

In years gone by, Spurs have sometimes struggled in the transfer window, often narrowing their focus to a single player only to have plans dashed when a rival bid came in, the selling club upped the price, or the player refused to come. This has improved in recent seasons, with Spurs lining up alternative targets and quickly pivoting when it’s become clear that their target was not available for a fee the club was willing to pay. David Raya became Guglielmo Vicario; Edmond Tapsoba became Micky van de Ven; Luis Diaz became Rodrigo Bentancur and Dejan Kulusevski.

Over the last year or so, Scott Munn has overseen a refresh of the Tottenham front office to help improve both these processes and Spurs’ long-term squad planning even further, with the club expanding its scouting network, improving its analytics teams, and bringing on Johan Lange to drive this strategic approach as Spurs try to build a successful team under the management of Ange Postecoglou.

The team has been in sore need of the fabled “painful rebuild” for some time, and this started in earnest last summer. With Spurs’ defense now largely in a good spot, some key pieces in midfield and attack in place, and some talented young players coming through, Spurs now need to flesh out the squad; both in terms of depth and by adding a couple more starting quality options. The midfield and attack are really the areas of need, with a forward, winger, and defensive midfielder all mentioned at times as priorities over the last six months.

So how will Lange and co approach the summer transfer window? Well, with a number of competing priorities, there’s a number of ways in which the club could go, some of which could be influenced by offers for players, targets becoming available, and flexibility within the squad. With that in mind, here’s my view on a few possibilities that could in turn impact the way the club do their business: transfer dominos, for want of a better word, and how the club could then move forward as a result.

#1. Spurs sign a target of opportunity

One of the big links to Spurs for some time has been Conor Gallagher. It’s an intriguing link, as he doesn’t really fall under any of Spurs’ named priorities, namely the forward line or defensive midfield. Instead, he’s a quality player who would improve Tottenham’s squad (and arguably the starting XI) who may be available for a very reasonable price due to Chelsea’s financial woes.

Eberechi Eze is another player who may fall under this umbrella. Though probably available at a higher fee than Gallagher, there have been recent reports of a release clause in Eze’s contract; meaning Spurs may take the chance to sign a quality attacking midfielder. Again, he’s not really a player at a position of priority, but he would improve the options available to Ange Postecoglou and the release clause could make signing the England international a relatively straightforward process.

#2. A big offer is accepted for Richarlison

Soon after the season ended, there were a number of reports that Spurs were willing to listen to offers for Richarlison. Though the Brazilian looked excellent at times through 23/24, injury woes and doubts around tactical fit, as well as interest from overseas has cast uncertainty over the future of Tottenham’s #9.

Saudi Arabian clubs have been sniffing around Richy, with some outlets saying clubs in the KSA would happily pay a significant fee for the forward which Spurs would then be able to reinvest. That all hinges on a move being acceptable to Richarlison, however, as he made clear via social media he was not happy about the links to the KSA. Even if a fee was accepted by Spurs, Richy himself has to be happy to leave - and perhaps he would be, to the right club.

#3. A big offer is accepted for Bentancur or Bissouma

Yves Bissouma started the season as a fixture of Ange’s starting XI, but suspensions and injuries, much like with Richarlison, derailed his campaign. When he returned to the team, his performances were substandard. Though he began to show improvements late on in the season, there are still lingering concerns around his fit in a full firing Postecoglou side with his passing range and his ability to track runners called into question.

Likewise, Rodrigo Bentancur is also a bit of an enigma in a Postecoglou side. Though a quality player, he doesn’t quite fit with either the #6 OR #8 role, and he is still yet to show his best after recovering from his severe knee injury. These could be the reasons why there has been so much reporting on Spurs prioritizing a new defensive midfielder, with the club reportedly open to a significant offer for either player.

How will the dominos fall?

Any or all of the above could happen. Spurs could succeed in their game of chicken with Chelsea; Richarlison might decide he wants to try his hand elsewhere; and Spurs could get an offer they can’t refuse for Yves Bissouma.

So how does this affect Spurs’ strategy? Here’s some of the possibilities:

#1 happens: It’s been rumored that the Tottenham front office have been less than enthused with the options available at the #6, so if Eze or Gallagher were locked in it’s my belief that Spurs will prioritize an additional option in the front line. The signing of Eze, also able to play wide, would mean looking at a player who’s probably more of a pure striker to compete with Richarlison; whereas a Gallagher signing might mean targeting that rumored dribbly winger.

#2 happens: Striker becomes the clear priority. A laundry list of targets has been mentioned, with names such as Dominic Solanke, Ivan Toney, Santiago Gimenez, Viktor Gyokeres, and Benjamin Sesko linked. Spurs may then look to sign a versatile wide player who could potentially also cover duties in the middle of the park.

#3 happens: #6 immediately jumps to the top of the priority list. Some reports have stated that the club aren’t exactly satisfied with the options on the market, and it’s perhaps for this reason that there’s less clarity around some of the targets. Ederson from Atalanta has been mentioned, though he’s more of an 8 and those links have gone quiet; Everton’s Amadou Onana is another. Again, a winger who can cover in the middle may be looked at, but depending on the profile of the #6 signed, a more pure wide option might be considered.

You can probably map out from the above what happens if more than one of these come to pass. 1 & 2, and the priority is striker, plus potentially a winger; 1 & 3: an option for the forward line plus a defensive midfielder; and so on and so forth.

It’s my thinking based on past spending patterns and the needs of the squad that Spurs likely have the budget for one, perhaps two, near starting level players, assuming a chunk of outgoings such as Bryan Gil, Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, and Giovani Lo Celso, and Manor Solomon. There’s also the mooted sale of Emerson Royal, though that fee will likely be reinvested in a new option at the same position.

In short, Spurs are willing to invest in the squad, but there is some dependency on outgoings and who is available on the market. The club can’t just continue to sign players without others leaving, and Spurs also can’t get too attached to players who are good but not great and don’t necessarily line up with the long-term strategy. Likewise, targets of opportunity can be great for the club, but could also mean kicking the can down the road on positions with potentially a more dier (ahem) need. Balancing this with signing players with upside who will contribute meaningfully to the more modern tactical approach is a big part of Lange’s job, and he has his work cut out for him this summer.

Whatever happens, there is sure to be movement in the side, with the team potentially having a new look to go with the new season kits. Let the rosterbation commence!