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Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham: Player ratings to the theme of random numbers, given without context

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OK fam, real talk — I wrote most of these words last night, everything except for the theme which I was still thinking about. But today was a treatment day and I’m both typing and thinking 50% slower than usual, so I’m phoning it in so that at least you have the ratings to argue about. The theme is “random numbers given without context.” Why? I don’t have to explain myself to you, you’re not my mom!

Here are your player ratings to the theme of random numbers, given without context. Imma go lie down now.

No Tottenham players were quite this good.

Radu Dragusin (Community — 4.0): Radu doesn’t have the raw pace of Micky van de Ven, so it made sense to swap him and Cuti so he can play on his preferred side. That said, I was very impressed with Radu’s defensive awareness and the way he utilized his unique skills to Tottenham’s benefit. A very good match, and he deserves to play more.

Yves Bissouma (Community — 3.0): Quite possibly Spurs’ best player on the day. I’m particularly impressed not only with his steadiness in midfield, but his progressive passing which unlocked a lot of doors on Sunday. Picked up a yellow and Spurs’ spell of dominance faded after his sub.

Ange Postecoglou (Community — 3.0): IDK y’all, I think he got most of it right on Sunday, and made effective changes when needed. Spurs were the better side on Sunday and got football’d. It happens. I still prefer this to sufferball.

Cuti Romero (Community — 3.0): This feels unfairly low even to me — I don’t think he was responsible for either Newcastle goal as much as the system itself let the club down, and he was pretty solid at the back otherwise. Also headed in an offside goal. I thought he was good!

Pape Sarr (Community — 3.0): Busied himself around quite a bit and had a couple of fizzing long shots saved, but picked up a cheap yellow, wasn’t the right choice for this match, and Poch realized it. Thought he played well, but a tactical shift was needed.

Guglielmo Vicario (Community — 3.5): Flapped a bit at corners and a couple characteristically weird moments playing out the back but also made a couple of quality stops. Why are people so worried about him? He’s fine!

Brennan Johnson (Community — 3.5): You know what, while we still think Brennan with the ball at his feet is basically the briefcase full of jellybeans tweet, he put in a number of good crosses into the box that weren’t converted because nobody made the near-post run. Get Solanke in there and we’re cooking. Had one play where he deftly controlled a pass with his foot only to then Pavlyuchenko it over the bar. Better as a sub than a starter.

Pedro Porro (Community — 3.5): Not his most impactful match, but he did rifle a few long range shots that were regrettably off target. Needed more from him offensively against a bunkered Toon.

James Maddison (Community — 3.0): Pretty solid match on the whole. Tested Nick Pope on a couple of occasions but failed to successfully press Joelinton in the lead-up to Newcastle’s match winner.

Dejan Kulusevski (Community — 3.0): A tale of two halves. Ineffective as a false nine in the first half, but key to Tottenham’s 30 minute period of dominance in the second. 3 stars seems fair.

Son Heung-Min (Community — 3.0): Frustrated a bit in possession by an overly defensive Newcastle, but created a few chances from crosses and cutbacks.

Destiny Udogie (Community — 2.5): I’m going to put this performance down to fitness and lack of a preseason, but Destiny has not looked like the same player from last season. Not as dynamic a presence and faded badly in the second half.

Wilson Odobert (Community — 3.0): Maybe I’m being too harsh on a talented young guy but his decision-making was lacking in this one and he seemed to disappear too often in the final third. He’s playing like the young player he is right now.

Timo Werner (Community — 2.5): I really thought he could unlock Newcastle’s defense when he came on as a second half sub. He really, really did not.

No Tottenham players were as bad as numbers. Screw your numbers.

Tom Carroll Memorial Non-Rating

There’s no real way to grade Tottenham’s summer transfer window

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I celebrate 10 years as Managing Editor of Cartilage Free Captain in October. In nearly all of the summer transfer windows over the past decade, I asked my fellow writers at Carty Free to submit a paragraph or two on Tottenham Hotspur’s efficacy in the transfer window, and to assign a letter grade to the club’s window as a whole.

I’m not doing that this year.

Why? For several reasons, but in part because this has simply been a weird year. There were and continue to be forces outside of the clubs’ control that have dictated what moves were available, as well as how and when world football clubs made moves for players. The Premier League’s PSR rules shackled certain clubs from being able to make moves at all until they could prove that their books didn’t fall afoul of the league’s new rules on overspending. This also led to shenanigans like Italian-style overpriced sales of youth academy players, or Chelsea selling a hotel and its women’s team to itself, all of which could still backfire spectacularly.

In addition, the expected backstop of money provided by the bottomless pockets of the Saudi Premier League didn’t have as much of an effect as anticipated. There wasn’t a blockbuster £200m sale of a player like Victor Osimhen or Mohamed Salah that would inject an adrenaline-like boost of cash into the market, and so things just kind of stagnated for much of the window (Chelsea’s bizarre and schizophrenic transfer moves notwithstanding).

So that’s one reason. But the other reason I’m not compiling and dispensing transfer grades this summer is that Spurs’ approach to the transfer window turned out to be very, very different than what everyone, including us, anticipated. I have seen one person rate Tottenham’s current window as an A-, mostly because of the outgoing players and the acquisition of Dominic Solanke. I have seen others rate the same window a D because Tottenham did not fully address the obvious holes in the starting XI, or purchased players that are not ready to contribute immediately after the promise of last season. Both are valid opinions, and both are very, very different grades.

Now, opinions are opinions, but the fact remains that this summer, perhaps more than any other summer I can remember, there’s a huge disconnect between various fans’ expectations. Did Spurs set themselves up for success? Is this a rebuilding year? What does success even look like, and did Tottenham meet that threshold?

And how in the world are we to grade this window with all of that swirling around?

Because of that disconnect, I feel like it behooves us all to re-evaluate Tottenham’s window under a different frame, one that shifts the “Overton” window from:

Tottenham need to improve the quality of the squad to compete for titles this season

to:

Tottenham are engaged in a systematic and long-term project to improve and this summer is about changing the squad rather than outright improving it.

To be fair to everyone reading this article, this isn’t the piece I expected to write either. And if you were fully committed to the idea of the first statement, readjusting your frame to embrace the second feels like, at best, a slightly disappointing restructuring of your anticipation for this season, and at worst, a deeply upsetting concession to what might feel like a lack of ambition or embracing of failure. Both are equally valid responses and would help to explain the dramatically different opinions of, say, the average Carty Free reader to the average purple-and-yellow Spurs fan still (unfathomably) reading and posting on Twitter.

Heading into the summer, I would suggest the majority of Spurs fans had two main goals for the summer:

Get rid of the numerous squad players that either don’t fit Ange Postecoglou’s tactics or who are aging out of the team and are on high wages

Sign improved talent at several positions of need, notably defensive midfield, striker, left back, and central defense

It’s simple, innit? Just get rid of all the deadwood and sign Eberechi Eze, Kvicha Kvaratshkelia, and a reincarnated Mousa Dembele who can also defend. Transfer windows are easy! And it must be said that Johan Lange and his recruitment team did an excellent job at #2, shifting an enormous number of players out of the club, slimming down the bloated team size and also shifting the age of the squad decidedly younger.

Compounding the confusion is an online media and social media apparatus that is wholly committed to leaks and transfer rumors clashing with Johan Lange, who has operated in near complete radio silence this summer. There have been very few actual leaks from sources inside the club this window. Most of the transfer rumors that have emerged — and there have been many — have been driven either by agents representing various players and their interests, or completley unsourced and unverified “ITK.” With no real leaks coming from inside the club, fans whipped themselves into a frenzy online with every new, and eventually debunked, “rumor” emerging from Bat Country.

That said, in hindsight it’s clear that Lange and the Spurs’ recruitment team’s focus on incoming players was either significantly more focused on bringing in younger, high ceiling players at the expense of established, more expensive players that could significantly improve Spurs’ starting XI than we realized. Or, they shifted their strategy mid-stream in response to the realities of the market. Yes, Tottenham did make a splash by shelling out a club-record £65m for Bournemouth striker Dominic Solanke, a true statement of intent in a position of real need. But their other incomings were significantly different.

Lucas Bergvall and Archie Gray are young players with enormous potential, but that potential is not yet realized and we won’t know if it will be for a while. Wilson Odobert is a similar profile — he fits the need of a “dribbly winger” but he is still young and has only one year of Premier League experience, on a terrible Burnley team. Yang Min-hyeok could be the next Son Heung-Min, or “merely” the next Ki Sung-Yeung, we don’t yet know.

If you are a Spurs fan expecting the club to sign the perfect player, regardless of price, to fit all of the holes in Tottenham’s squad, this probably feels like an extremely underwhelming window. The fact that Tottenham did not end up signing Ebereche Eze (ignoring the fact that Tottenham maybe dropped any potential interest in Eze weeks ago) and Pedro Neto (perhaps not ever a serious target), but spent significant money seemingly out of nowhere on a player like Odobert few players had actually heard of (and apparently the deal had been quietly in the works for months) will feel like an infuriating betrayal and a “lack of ambition.”

But in hindsight, Lange and Postecoglou were clearly not going for quick fixes and instant gratification. Ange, for the record, was clear after the window closed that he would rather not sign anyone than sign the wrong player, which echoes in many ways the approach taken by Mauricio Pochettino years ago. Lange and Spurs’ recruitment team seem like their approach has been, from the beginning, to focus energies on turning the squad over, and targeting youngsters with high potential that can develop into the next Tottenham Hotspur stars. That likely kicks the can down the road when it comes to challenging for titles, but, the argument goes, allows Spurs further flexibility and a chance for the weird market to make itself, hopefully, less weird next summer.

In summary — Tottenham spent their transfer energy clearing out a bunch of unwanted players, and brought in a bunch of young guys and a striker. That’s pretty clearly a project window, not a transformative one. It means that even with Ange developing his team and instilling his tactics, Tottenham might not be as good this season as we hoped. And that’s difficult for some of us to accept.

So how are we supposed to evaluate the window? That’s something you’ll have to figure out for yourselves, but assigning letter grades from on high doesn’t feel like the right approach to me. Personally, I’m both excited about the prospects of players like Bergvall, Gray, and Odobert, as well as Spurs academy stars like Mikey Moore, Will “BIG WILLY LANKS” Lankshear, and Jamie Donley, and also disappointed that Tottenham weren’t able to find the players in the window that will immediately take the team to the next level. I appreciate the team focusing on young pIayers with potential, while recognizing that it’s a significant gamble on the future at the expense of the present that could backfire. I grapple with the conflicting desires to be competitive and challenge for titles now, with the reality that Postecoglou is in the middle of a multi-year project that may not bear fruit for a while. I believe Ange has been backed by the club, while also thinking he could’ve (and maybe should’ve) been backed MORE.

I also think about Mikel Arteta at Arsenal (groan, I know) and how their club stuck with him after starting his tenure finishing 8th, 8th, and 5th in his first three seasons. The Arsenal fanbase howled for him to be sacked. Spurs fans reveled in his weird ideas and finishing above them in the table while Arsenal fans questioned his every move, both on the pitch and in the transfer market. But Arsenal stuck with Arteta, backed his vision, and have turned that club from an afterthought into one of the best teams in the league. Arsenal’s trust in Arteta never wavered, and that trust paid off. I hate that it happened to them, but I still want that same thing for us.

That tension between what we want and what is is something we’ll all need to deal with, and until we do, the only appropriate grade for this window is — Incomplete.

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Tuesday, September 3

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good morning! And welcome to a belated EFL Championship roundup. The good news is we didn’t really miss too much with those extra days. If anything, it’ll make this hoddle more interesting. Let’s dive in:

The season is still in its nascent stages, only four games in, but there are a few interesting themes developing. First is Sunderland’s perfect start to the season, which has surprised the heck out of me.

Former Spurs player Romain Mundle has done his part, with two goals in the last two matches. And his fellow Tottenham outcast Dennis Cirkin also scored during Sunderland’s 4-0 rout of Wednesday in Match Week 2.

I also think West Brom and Leeds United have made encouraging starts to the season. Particularly Leeds, who’ve lost a couple players during the transfer window.

Burnley’s position looks precarious. Not only have they lost Wilson Odobert to Spurs, but they also were poached of Sander Berge, Johann Gudmundsson, Wout Weghorst and Kuke McNally. Aside from bringing in Joe Worrall, I don’t think they did great business this window in replacing their outgoings. One of their defeats was to Sunderland, though, and they do have a +7 GD. I think they’ll still compete for the automatics.

On the flip side we have Luton Town, who seem to be in a bit of a relegation hangover. The Hatters are winless in their first four games. Some bad results there too against QPR, Preston and Portsmouth. That should’ve been six points, at leasdt.

It’s still early doors, so we have no idea how this season will play out. I’m more confident in Plymouth Argyle and Cardiff City being at or near the bottom though.

Top six:

Bottom three:

Fitzie’s track of the day: Beaches, by beabadoobee

And now for your links:

Alasdair Gold’s talking points from Tottenham’s 1-2 loss vs Newcastle

Jay Harris ($$) analyses Tottenham’s ‘wastefulness’

Dan KP: Dominic Solanke’s importance rises in his absence

Manchester United’s CEO says Erik ten Hag has their ‘full backing’

The Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur news and links for Monday, September 2

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good morning!

After yesterday’s bummer of a loss, I think we should postpone the EFL Champ roundup til tomorrow and do a Look at the Month Ahead instead. Since I reckon you all will want to discuss Spurs things (or, different ways of folding cloth napkins).

Tottenham Hotspur men’s squad:

We’ve got an interesting month ahead - hopefully a month that’ll see quick returns for Dominc Solanke and Micky Van de Ven.

After this week’s international break, (because the Euros Olympics weren’t enough international comeptition, apparently), Spurs return to action with a North London Derby against Arsenal. At home. During ... daytime? That’s an odd time to have it.

I’m not too fussed with how this season’s shaken out so far. The Leicester draw was more upsetting to me than the Newcastle away loss. BUT nothing will upset me more than a poor result against Arsenal at home.

This isn’t an easy month. After that we have two matches against Brentford and United. Plus domestic and international cup fixtures against Coventry and Qarabag, respectively.

It’s just good to watch football again. You’d also think six matches in one month is more than enough for professional footballers, who are treated more and more like machines with each passing season. But apparently it isn’t, because we have international football for some cockamamy reason. And the even better news is that the Europa League group stage now consists of eight matches instead of six.

Hooray, hooray for the continued degradation of humanity!

Tottenham Hotspur men’s schedule: Arsenal (15 Sep), at Coventry (17 Sep, EFL Cup), Brentford (21 Sep), Qarabag (26 Sep, Europa League), Man United (29 Sep)

Tottenham Hotspur women’s squad:

And the women’s team also begins their season this month. Not too sure what to make of their chances. Have they done much with the transfer window? Just two matches this month. One looks like a toughie agaisnt Villa, and the other against a newly promoted Palace.

Tottenham Hotspur women’s schedule: Crystal Place (22 Sep), at Villa (29 Sep)

Fitzie’s track of the day: Snowblind, by Black Sabbath

And now for your links:

Dan KP: Ange Postecoglou thinks rewards will come for Spurs despite Newcastle loss

The Athletic ($$)’s talking points from Tottenham’s loss to Newcastle

Ronald Koeman replaces Micky van de Ven in Netherlands squad

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Hey, ‘member that time? When Micky van de Ven? Like, went into a tackle and his knee looked like it buckled the wrong way? And ‘member how he was, like on the ground? For a long time? And then got back up again and played like he was okay? And then, like didn’t play for Spurs in Sunday’s loss at Newcastle? ‘Member that?

That was awesome.

Well, I have more good news for you — and you can interpret “good” as either something ironic or completely straight truth, depending on how you like to interpret Rorschach tests. Because according to the Internet™, Netherlands manager Ronald Koeman has replaced Micky in the Oranje team with Brighton defender Jan Paul van Hecke, because of Micky’s injury, assumedly the same one he sustained against Everton and that kept him out of the Newcastle lineup.

Now here’s where your ability to read news headlines clashes right into your general outlook on life. Because I can guarantee half of you read that are are all Oh FUCK Micky’s seriously hurt he’s gonna be out months and we’re screwed and the other half of you are Thank God, now Micky can rest for two weeks so he’ll be back in time for us to kick Arsenal’s butts in the North London Derby.

The truth is likely somewhere in the middle. Yes, it’s not GREAT that Micky is apparently hurt enough to miss both the Newcastle match and get recalled from international duty, but spending time recuperating is certainly better than limping around at 50% or whatever playing stupid Nations League matches with his national team and possibly prolonging whatever’s wrong with him.

So I choose to be optimistic. We didn’t get anything from Ange (and he pointedly avoided talking about Micky in his pre-match presser) and we might not, but I choose to believe he’ll be okay.

BRB, lighting candles for a prayer circle.

Postecoglou rues Tottenham’s missed chances but stays positive on early performances

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“Yeah, obviously [wondering how Spurs didn’t get a result]. Very similar, I guess to our first away game when we controlled it for the most part, nullified most of the threats that Newcastle have. It’s obviously a difficult opponent here at home. The crowd create a pretty strong atmosphere for the home side, little things go their way but I thought for the most part we handled that really well.

“Then we gained the ascendancy in the game and we just needed to kill it off and we didn’t and a disappointing second goal. I thought we switched off a little bit but the game should have been well over by then. So, another sore one unfortunately where we haven’t got the rewards for our play, but ultimately it’s three strong performances from the first three games. The results don’t reflect it in that way.

“Potentially [we missed Solanke and Richarlison] but I still think even outside of that we just had some really good opportunities, a little bit more composure. Fair play to Pope, I thought he had an outstanding game. But I thought we could have tested him a few more times with just some better decision-making. It’s not just the opportunities we did create. I thought there was another probably six to 10 moments where we could have created even more opportunities. That’s been a constant theme for us that we’re trying to break through.”

Postecoglou noted that Tottenham were frustrated a bit by Eddie Howe’s decision to play bunker-and-counter defense against them on Sunday, but also noted that Tottenham did a decent job of getting into the box despite a number of long shots.

“When an opposition defence stays deep, it’s pretty hard to get in there. There are 10 bodies in there at times. Apart from Isak, everyone else is in there. But yeah, we worked our way into that area pretty well, but there were other times when we got even closer to goal in the box and obviously, like I said, we just lacked a little bit of composure, sometimes our positioning was off where we should have been with work and we let them off the hook.”

Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur: Community Player Ratings

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Ugh. Tottenham Hotspur went to St. James’ Park, their Waterloo in recent seasons, without their starting two strikers and their fastest defender. And they played well, dominating possession and getting plenty of touches in and around the box. They forced Nick Pope to make a number of quality saves on the day, but their only score came from a Dan Burn own goal and despite 20+ minutes of relentless pressure they couldn’t find a second goal.

Spurs really really really missed Dominic Solanke and Richarlison in this one, but there were some good overall performances in there despite the result. That’s where you come in.

It’s time to rate the players.

Rate the players from 1⁄2 to 5 stars. If the player doesn’t deserve a rating due to minutes played, DO NOT RANK. I will round the stars up/down to the nearest half-star for the player ratings later this week.

Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham Hotspur: Spurs fail to take advantage of chances created

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Tottenham Hotspur tasted defeat for the first time in the Premier League with the side dropping a 2-1 contest at Newcastle United on Sunday.

Coming into St. James’ Park with the flashbacks to the previous two seasons where the Toon side had their way with Spurs in 6-1 and 4-0 wins, Spurs came out a little awkwardly in the first 20 minutes before an injury to an assistant ref seemed to calm the game down for Spurs.

From then, it was a strong press from Spurs that kept Newcastle on the backfoot before a bad lapse of getting back into defending on a throw-in the 34th minute put Newcastle in the lead.

Throwing the ball quickly into play and getting Lloyd Kelly into the left wing with a delivery through the legs of James Maddison, the cross found a streaking Harvey Barnes in the middle of the box for a first time strike to go far post for a 1-0 lead.

Trailing at the half, Spurs made a change of Brennan Johnson coming on for Pape Sarr — who picked up a yellow — and the attack/press had strong moments as they did in the first half.

The first chance coming from Johnson to the back post on a deflection saw Wilson Odobert stuck in between going for a high volley with his leg out and the ball ending up hitting his knee just outside the post.

Being strong in opportunities, Spurs got the equalizer on an own goal from Dan Burn that was intentionally saved from Nick Pope on a follow up shot from Johnson that went off the finger tips of the Newcastle keeper.

Bringing life back into the game and sensing an opportunity to get the winning goal, Spurs showed their old self under Ange Postecoglou of failing to bury in the chances.

Seeing shots from outside the box hitting the post, tipped over the bar, or near misses, the question began to circle of — can this team ever score a chance that they create in and around the box?

A lot of that will come true as Dominic Solanke and Richarlison get back into the side, but for now, the chances missed hurt Spurs yet again.

Missing the chances to grab the game and solidify three points, a bad highland once more hurt Spurs.

Newcastle’s Joelinton broke a press by leaving Maddison in the dust and sending a tough ball through the middle of the channel for Jacob Murphy. Having Destiny Udogie a step behind him and Guglielmo Vicario starting to come out of his box, Murphy slotted a ball across the six-yard box for Alexander Isak to tap-in the eventual match winner in the 78th minute.

Notes:

Alejo Veliz just scored a last-minute winning goal for Espanyol

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We haven’t really done a loan report for Tottenham players out elsewhere (who’s had the time?) but Alejo Veliz has started his year at Espanyol pretty well! He’s integrated himself into the team and has started each of Espanyol’s first three matches.

Then today he started again up top for Espanyol against Rayo Vallecano and did this in the 90th minute:

Yup, that’s a 90th minute winner for our boy as Espanyol won the match 2-1. It’s a banger of a goal, no doubt, but what’s almost as impressive is that he didn’t manage to scream at his teammate for not squaring the ball to him on the initial break. (He was open, probably would’ve scored there.) Whatever. It was still a great goal and a great moment for Veliz, who hasn’t had that many of them since joining Tottenham from Rosario Central in 2013.

Espanyol are 1-1-2 after four matches, 12th in the table. Heading into today’s match Veliz was second on the team in shots and first in shots on target. He’s had six shots in his opening three matches in La Liga for an xG+xA/90 of 0.58, pretty respectable! And it sounds like he’s going to be an important player for Espanyol this season.

DONE AND DUSTED: Summarizing Tottenham’s summer 2024 transfer window

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It’s over! The summer 2024 transfer window has officially closed, and the best I can say about it is... wow, was that ever weird. The market was bizarre, many clubs were hamstrung by PSR issues that either prevented them from making signings or resulted in some very strange and inflated deals involving young players, and the backstop of Saudi Arabia money never fully materialized. It felt in a lot of ways like everyone was stuck in mud.

That said — Tottenham Hotspur actually did a lot of business, and much of it good! They brought in five players, and send a whole mess of players out of the club, either via free transfer, permanent sale, or loan (including academy kids who did not make the grade). There was a definite intent in this window to target younger players with high upside and take a chance on them developing into the stars of the future... and also a club-record signing of striker Dominic Solanke.

The only negative was that the club was not able to find a solution for Sergio Reguilon, the last of the “deadwood” players not in Ange Postecoglou’s plans. But there’s still time, as the windows in other countries close later.

We’ll be back soon to give our take on the window as a whole but for now here’s a summary of the incomings and outgoings this summer at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Incoming

Lucas Bergvall – £8.5m (Djurgarden)

George Feeney – undisclosed (Glentoran United)

Archie Gray – £40m (Leeds United)

Yang Min-Hyeok – £3.4m (Gangwon FC, January ‘25)

Wilson Odobert – £30m (Burnley FC)

Dominic Solanke – £65m (Bournemouth FC)

Outgoing