More misery for Tottenham. More goals for Chelsea. Who won the Premier League weekend?
Welcome to week two of the Premier League performance table — the sort of ranking system that the Crystal Palace head coach Pierre Sage refuses to take any comfort from.
In case you missed week one, this isn’t the official Premier League table, where results are the be-all and end-all.
In our performance table, there’s a clean slate at the start of each gameweek, which means you can go from top to bottom (and vice versa) in the space of seven days, with the 1-20 rankings based purely on how well each team played in their last match.
How do we decide that? By watching every Premier League game in full across the last four days, dissecting where it went right and wrong, and arguing with a teenage son at the end of it all about the reason for Brentford being above Chelsea.
If there was angst last week about Fulham deserving to be higher after an entertaining 3-2 defeat against Chelsea, there’s no such concern on the back of their miserable display at Sunderland.
Other teams in this gameweek were far trickier to judge, in particular Brighton, who were part of a wild seven-goal thriller at Stamford Bridge.
If nothing else, the summaries below provide you with a weekly snapshot of each team’s performance in the 2026-27 Premier League. And, naturally, you’ll be in full agreement with each and every word, given that it’s a totally subjective process.
Crystal Palace 1-4 Manchester City
Two trademark goals for Erling Haaland, two for Rayan Cherki, and two assists for Phil Foden. This was City playing with confidence, control and, in the case of Cherki, swagger.
If Cherki was poor before the interval (the Frenchman chose a different word, which requires asterisks, to describe his first-half performance), he was sensational after the break, especially with his Ricky Villa-esque solo goal.
Elsewhere, Elliot Anderson did what Elliot Anderson does — passed smartly and walked away with the out-of-possession man-of-the-match award — Nico O’Reilly played with a mix of brains and brawn (hope Anan Khalaili is OK after bouncing off the City midfielder in the first half; likewise Daichi Kamada after the nutmeg), Marc Guehi reverted to type (a class centre-back) after his brief stint as a No 6, and it was good to see Foden smiling again — even if his manager Enzo Maresca confirmed what we said last week: he’s not a right-winger.
Manchester United 5-2 Ipswich Town
For the first 40 minutes or so, Ipswich made United look distinctly ordinary. But then Michael Carrick’s side cut loose after the break, laying siege to their opponents’ goal and turning this game into a sponsored shotathon. United ended up registering 33 shots — their most in a Premier League game for a decade.
There was an impressive flow to United’s play in the final half an hour in particular (that Harry Maguire handball decision just before, by the way, is highly questionable). Bruno Fernandes understandably got the headlines for his hat-trick (what an assist for Bryan Mbeumo, too) but Kobbie Mainoo more than played his part.
The fact that Ipswich were so open in the second half (in stark contrast to Hull last week) made it easier for Matheus Cunha to link play, and Marcus Rashford’s performance also offered encouragement, including the sight of him dispossessing Abdul Fatawu late on. Luke Shaw would have appreciated that as much as anyone – Fatawu gave him a tough time.
Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Newcastle United
After being a lot of fun to watch in that chaotic 2-2 draw against Liverpool in the opening gameweek, Newcastle got serious against Spurs.
This was a thoroughly professional away display as Anthony Elanga and Yoane Wissa took another step on Tyneside’s road to redemption. Written off as flops last season, Elanga and Wissa are shining under the management of Matthias Jaissle, scoring a goal apiece against Spurs on an evening when Newcastle’s tactical approach was spot on.
The opening goal was a brilliantly executed passage of play: Nico Gonzalez’s raking diagonal exploiting space behind Andy Robertson for Amar Dedic to nod across to Elanga, who had intelligently drifted inside. Elanga’s finish was beautiful.
Signed from Benfica just under a fortnight ago, Dedic also played a part in Elanga’s opener against Liverpool and is already looking like a smart piece of business. A word also for Lewis Hall, the full-back playing on the other side to Dedic — a defensive masterclass.
Leeds United 1-1 Brentford
“Brentford with this excellent performance deserves a lot.”
That was Daniel Farke, the Leeds manager, speaking after a game that Brentford totally dominated for the opening 45 minutes.
We’re going to try not to talk about Mamadou Sangare every week — but we can’t make any promises. There were less than 30 seconds on the clock when Sangare made a superb sliding challenge to win the ball from Anton Stach, and in the blink of an eye Kevin Schade was close to giving Brentford the lead.
Forty minutes later, Schade did score — and it was a goal of the highest quality too, flicked exquisitely with his right boot after a spell of sustained pressure (40 minutes of sustained pressure, pretty much).
Leeds, to their credit, found a way back into the game but Brentford will play a lot worse this season and win.
“I really like us at the moment,” their head coach Keith Andrews said.
So do we, Keith, and that’s why your performance in this draw ranks so highly.
Chelsea 4-3 Brighton
Where to start?
Chelsea, playing at home, had only 26 per cent possession but registered 17 shots, scored four goals and finished with an xG that was twice as high as Brighton, yet their goalkeeper Emi Martinez made four times as many saves as Bart Verbruggen. Make of that lot what you will.
Last week we highlighted how Chelsea’s front three are so good that they’ll regularly compensate for their weaknesses elsewhere. Copy and paste.
That’s not to say that we didn’t learn something new: changing the goalkeeper doesn’t make Chelsea more solid defensively.
Three-nil up after 32 minutes, with Joao Pedro enjoying himself and Pedro Neto running riot on the right, the game was over. Except it wasn’t, because Chelsea, as we saw at Fulham, can’t control matches. Perhaps adapting to a new formation plays a part in that. Maybe Moises Caicedo’s absence in midfield (subbed on against Brighton, then subbed off injured) doesn’t help either. Or is this just how Chelsea play now?
What is clear is that Chelsea’s best form of defence is attack.
Liverpool 2-2 Nottingham Forest
This felt much more Oliver Glasner-like. Forest were difficult to open up in their out-of-possession 5-4-1 shape, but also carried a genuine goal threat, especially in the first half.
It was a measure of how well Forest started that Dan Ndoye’s 24th-minute goal was coming (well, not for Ndoye himself, given he’d gone 377 days without scoring for the club).
Remember we said in gameweek one about Igor Jesus always being denied — it happened again, this time the crossbar preventing him from doubling Forest’s lead. He’s cursed, that man.
In other news, James McAtee’s audition for a regular starting berth as a deep-lying midfielder could hardly be going much better; it’s easy to understand why Steven Gerrard thinks Liverpool should have kept hold of Neco Williams, and we like the look of Jair Cunha, Forest’s 21-year-old Brazilian right centre-back.
All in all, an impressive away display.
Aston Villa 0-1 Arsenal
For 45 minutes nothing happened. In fact, the bloke wearing the hard hat and high-vis jacket on the building site behind the goal must have thought that his decision to offer to work late on Monday wasn’t so smart after all.
Without the ball, Arsenal were Arsenal — rock solid. With the ball, there was no fluidity. Christos Tzolis had a tough time up against Matty Cash and was withdrawn — a wise decision on Mikel Arteta’s part. On a yellow card, Tzolis was ineffective and rattled.
Eberechi Eze, Tzolis’ replacement, had a hand in the goal, feeding a pass into the path of the brilliant Riccardo Calafiori, who is more of an old-fashioned inside left than a left back. Underlapping, Calafiori slid the ball across the face for Bukayo Saka, who was razor sharp with his movement and full of desire.
Saka’s finish wasn’t pretty, but it was hugely effective — and that describes this Arsenal performance. They’re champions for a reason.
Sunderland 1-0 Fulham
Sunderland could be punching here. The worry is that Wilson Isidor’s goal, tucked away after a similar chance had hit the post four minutes earlier, has elevated Regis Le Bris’ team more than it should. That said, it’s hard to get too excited about the performance of anyone below them in the table.
What is clear is that the versatile Nordi Mukiele was superb against Fulham, making up a lot of ground for a crucial block after it looked like Gonzalo Garcia had escaped, and also playing a part in the goal with the measured pass that released Habib Diarra to cross for Isidor.
Otherwise, Sunderland were solid without the ball but unspectacular with it. Granit Xhaka hit some nice switches of play (a lovely pass set Enzo Le Fee free for that earlier Isidor opportunity), but ultimately it was the impact of two substitutes that tipped the balance in a drab game.
Coventry 0-1 Hull City
“We’re gonna win the league.”
That may turn out to be so, but you’re not top of the performance league for a second successive week, Hull supporters.
The last action of the game felt fitting. Remember those ‘Ave it!’ John Smith’s bitter TV commercials years ago, when the comedian Peter Kay booted the ball into the air? Well, that’s what Semi Ajayi did to repel one final Coventry attack, the centre-back’s clearance sailing into the opposition half.
Coaches sometimes put on drills where they station players about 30 yards from goal in various positions and ask them to lump balls into the area for the defenders to clear. Coventry did that for 90 minutes on Saturday, and Ajayi and his team-mates loved it.
Hull had 31.5 per cent possession, which was up 3.2 per cent on the Manchester United game. Their game plan worked perfectly: low block, 5-4-1, try to break us down, get frustrated, and we’ll hit you on the counter.
Two games, two victories, two clean sheets. Good on you, Hull.
Bournemouth 1-1 Everton
The first thing to say is that Alex Scott was the best player on the pitch.
Maybe — just maybe — Bournemouth wouldn’t have conceded a stoppage-time equaliser if the midfielder hadn’t been withdrawn with three minutes remaining, bearing in mind that his replacement, Ryan Christie, was one of two players who challenged for the same ball prior to James Tarkowski equalising. “A slapstick goal,” lamented Marco Rose, Bournemouth’s head coach.
Two weeks running, Bournemouth have surrendered points at the death after being punished on corners, which is a shame because there’s a lot to like about what they’re trying to do in open play. A second goal could, and should, have arrived — but Jordan Pickford and some last-ditch Everton defending intervened… and, well, use that right foot, Rayan!
In fairness, the Brazilian used his left to good effect for Bournemouth’s opener, releasing Evanilson in the right channel after doubling up on Tyrique George and stealing possession. Scott did the rest, and it should have been the matchwinner.
Bournemouth 1-1 Everton
“Disappointed with the performance,” David Moyes, Everton’s manager, said, which is helpful for our summary.
That said, Thierno Barry, who responded to our assertion that he’s not the long-term solution up top for Everton by sticking two fingers up with a midweek hat-trick against Preston, had three good chances at Bournemouth. Unfortunately, Barry couldn’t take any of them, which kind of brings us back to the original argument, even if we still love his smile.
Everton were better in the first half, when Bournemouth’s goalkeeper Djordje Petrovic made an outstanding save to keep out Jarrad Branthwaite’s glancing header.
The visitors were actually enjoying their best spell when they conceded — Tarkowski’s lack of pace was exposed as Bournemouth profited on a counter-attack.
A positive for Everton is that Harrison Armstrong played with great maturity once again and, in terms of the transfer window, is going nowhere. Who says fans don’t have a voice these days, eh?
Liverpool 2-2 Nottingham Forest
Thirty crosses sounds great. Five completed isn’t so clever. Jeremie Frimpong and Milos Kerkez registered 0/6 successful crosses. In the space of 37 seconds in the second half, Frimpong inexplicably hit the first man (cue load groans inside Anfield) and Kerkez passed the ball straight out of play. Upgrades needed, folks.
You can’t pin it all on the starting full-backs, though — Cody Gakpo’s excellent centre for Alexander Isak was the only one of the five that he delivered that found a team-mate; two went out for a throw-in on the far side.
More generally, Liverpool’s creativity and attacking quality simply wasn’t good enough. Sure, there was an improvement in the second half (there had to be) when Florian Wirtz was involved in both goals, including an assist for the industrious Victor Munoz. But Liverpool never played with enough intent or conviction, and they’ve still got major problems without the ball.
Leeds 1-1 Brentford
Let’s cut to the chase: Leeds got away with one here. They were comprehensively outplayed in the first half and grateful to get to half-time only one goal behind.
So you’re saying Leeds were awful? No. Brentford were excellent, controlling midfield and pinning Leeds back in a way that few teams manage to do at Elland Road. It was, essentially, one-way traffic for 45 minutes.
“We forced them into changing the system,” Keith Andrews, Brentford’s head coach, said.
And not just once, either. Daniel Farke, the Leeds manager, deserves credit in that respect, with his tactical changes — the back three was discarded and later restored — eventually paying off as the substitute Lukas Nmecha came off the bench to set up Dominic Calvert-Lewin for the equaliser.
A point gained in the circumstances – and a reminder that Leeds are tough to beat even on an off day.
Chelsea 4-3 Brighton
Three-nil down early on, Fabian Hurzeler’s injury-ravaged team were getting a taste of their own medicine after dismantling Aston Villa last week. The big difference, though, is that Brighton, totally unlike Villa, responded.
On his first Premier League start, Malick Yalcouye did as much as anyone to inspire the turnaround, scoring an excellent volley and playing a lovely pass in the lead-up to Brighton’s second. Aged 20, Yalcouye could turn out to be Carlos Baleba’s replacement. Just like Baleba was Caicedo’s replacement. Tell us how you do it, Brighton.
Brighton were very good for an hour at Chelsea, but you can’t ignore the calamitous first 30 minutes and the fact that the word ‘performance’ takes in a dying art called defending. Ferdi Kadioglu, last season’s player of the year at Brighton, will have nightmares about Pedro Neto, and Mats Wieffer, the other full-back, wasn’t much better.
Still, full marks for the attempted fightback.
Aston Villa 0-1 Arsenal
A big improvement on last week’s humiliation at Brighton.
Admittedly, that’s not saying much, and we also can’t overlook the fact that for a second successive game Villa failed to register a shot on target. But there were still positives to take for a team that is going through considerable change and missing key personnel.
Nobody could question Villa’s effort on a night when the home crowd got right behind the team and Unai Emery’s players responded by competing for every ball as if their life depended on it.
Up front, Nicolas Jackson was a willing runner, Alysson came off the bench and delivered a lively cameo, and the new Villa goalkeeper Zion Suzuki showed that his distribution could be a real asset.
Ultimately, though, Villa never really looked like hurting Arsenal.
Manchester United 5-2 Ipswich Town
What happened? It was all going so well and then Marcelino Nunez slipped over, Bruno Fernandes scampered clear to equalise, the heavens opened and Ipswich were swept away in a deluge of second-half goals.
Poor old Jacob Greaves endured a torrid afternoon. The centre-back scored an own goal and also gave away a penalty as Ipswich, after a bright start, totally lost their way.
If there was an element of misfortune about the first two goals Ipswich conceded, there was no disputing the gulf in class thereafter. Ipswich didn’t help themselves during that final half hour, when they were far too open — Gary O’Neil, their manager, talked about the importance of showing “emotional discipline” after falling behind — and United took full advantage.
Still, let’s end on a high: Julio Enciso.
Tottenham Hotspur 0-2 Newcastle United
“You can’t buy mentality in the transfer market,” the Tottenham head coach Roberto De Zerbi said afterwards.
You also can’t play Mathys Tel on one wing and Pedro Porro on the other and hope to win football matches.
Spurs were nice: nice to watch playing out, but also nice to play against. Their fragile confidence was exposed in the way they reacted to Elanga opening the scoring after Newcastle capitalised on a mixture of poor defending (the underwhelming Sandro Tonali was part of that) and a lack of pressure on the ball. It was certainly no surprise to see Wissa add a second 10 minutes later.
If we’re looking for some silver linings, Jan Paul van Hecke’s passes in build-up play would be one and Andy Robertson got into some promising attacking positions in the first half. But Tottenham fans — and the rest of us for that matter — are entitled to expect a lot more after this summer’s outlay.
They need to improve, fast.
Crystal Palace 1-4 Manchester City
“It’s not a ranking of style, it’s a ranking of efficiency,” Pierre Sage said after the Manchester City defeat, with the Palace head coach sounding like a man who hasn’t bought into our performance table.
Sage was responding to a television reporter’s dubious suggestion that Palace played better against City than they did at Goodison Park (this column isn’t sure about that).
Palace positives against City? Adam Wharton’s first-half display. Wharton was so good that you felt sorry for him because of the inadequacies of those around him, a bit like when a smart kid is put in the wrong set at school. Jorgen Strand Larsen, Eddie Nketiah and Yeremy Pino… how could you keep undoing all his good work?
That trio all came off. But Palace, passive in defence and toothless up front, got worse. “You cannot replace the fatigue with less energy,” Sage said, rather damningly.
Coventry City 0-1 Hull City
Back to the classroom.
“There are some serious lessons to learn,” Frank Lampard, the Coventry head coach, said after a deeply worrying performance.
Coventry’s slow, prosaic style of football played into the hands of Hull’s 5-4-1 low block and a team that loves old-school defending.
The clues were there for Coventry the week before. Manchester United delivered 39 crosses against Hull and failed to score. Coventry tried more of the same — 34 crosses in their case. In the space of 45 first-half seconds that we’ll never get back, Loum Tchaouna, Ephron Mason-Clark, Jay Dasilva and Bobby Thomas all delivered aimless balls into the Hull penalty area that were headed clear.
Try something different, lads — but not a centre-back shooting from 35 yards, Aurele Amenda.
To cap it all, Coventry got away with giving Liam Millar one golden chance to break away and score but then handed him another. Asking Matt Grimes to hold the fort in that scenario really isn’t it.
Sunderland 1-0 Fulham
Right now, Fulham are as low as Calvin Bassey’s shorts — sagging, the kids call it, apparently.
Not that this is a time for jokes, especially bad ones.
“It was a terrible game from my team,” Alvaro Arbeloa, Fulham’s head coach, said. “We didn’t fight. We didn’t run. Poor technical level. We didn’t win any duels. No second balls.”
On top of that, Fulham also didn’t have a shot on target and conceded a dreadful goal, when Joachim Andersen’s lack of pace (we said last week that a right-footed centre-back is needed), together with the goalkeeper Bernd Leno’s bizarre decision to come out feet first, enabled Wilson Isidor to score.
One passage of play summed Fulham up. Two minutes before the break, Josh King screamed for a forward pass from Sander Berge. Back to goal with his arms outstretched, King was totally free. Berge looked. Looked again. And looked a third time. Then passed square to Oscar Bobb, who meekly surrendered possession.